February 2012
Help Kevin McGuire to get Taylor Swift to go Prom... →
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
I miss talking to you everyday. I miss asking how...
The differences between puberty.
When girls go through puberty:
When boys go through puberty:
Koloured Black-&-White: You know what I just... →
kolourmebeautiful:
For as long as I could remember, my number one dream in life was to become a famous singer and meet famous people. Granted, that was because I had no life and barely any friends, but I’ve now realized that what I really want is to do what I love with the people I love and hopefully, that will be…
that awkward moment when one of your vocab words...
i have a 69 (F) in Algebra 1. I'm such a dumbass....
Im learning about penis’s in health class. O.0
Reblog if you love God. He already saw you read...
When people replace g's with q's
heyfunniest:
Need to laugh? This blog is perfect for you!!
When someone attractive calls me attractive... →
new-york-whore:
I'm a girl that can be fun without being trashy,...
8th Grade Sluts. Does anyone else have this issue?
If there is one thing I hate in this world, it’s the 8th grade sluts in my town. I don’t think they understand when guys are taken. They talk like this; “l m s ’ & ima ’ inboxx yhu tha nxmber , now DONT ’ be scared to use it ; ) #TMJ . ♥”. Their profile picture is always of them on the bathroom sink, duck face, sticking out the middle finger or...
When I first noticed you, you were known to me as the 6th grader who sat on the back of the bus like a cool kid with all of the 8th graders.
Then you were known to me as the guy who had been going out with that same girl who was in my 4th grade class for years.
When you guys broke up, you were known to me as just one of the kids in my grade that I don’t associate with.
Now, looking back...